Playmaker Mobile

Calling all Olympic athletes, Obama wants to meet you

Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler is going to have a better day than you tomorrow.

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

Steve Nash wants to slap obnoxious fan

Nash just posted this on Playmaker (now available on iPhone and BlackBerry).

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

Olympic ice hockey: USA vs Canada

The loss to the US  was a tough one and yes 've been hearing all about it. They announced it during our game the other night and there was a moment where I almost slapped a guy in the front row because he kept screaming out the score. But of course I worry about season ticket holders too much to do that! The games are still going on so there is opportunities for the guys to come back and get that gold. Hopefully there will be a rematch. That'd be great.

Top 3 childhood photos posted by Playmaker athletes

Rajon Rondo, Greg Oden and Lolo Jones shared these childhood photos with Playmaker Mobile (now available on iPhone).

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

3) Rondo loses points because, frankly, he looks too cool. I mean, even at four years old he looks like he could run ball. He's got NBA written all over him. He probably had like 5 girlfriends even back then.

 

2) What you don't know is that those "kids" to the right of "6th Grade Greg Oden" are actually full-grown adults. Oden was like 11 feet tall back then. I think he's shrinking. Today he's only 7 or 8 feet. By next year he won't even be able to dunk.

 

1) To all the middle-school boys out there: If there is an awkward middle-school girl who nobody wants to dance with, might I suggest you ask her to dance immediately, because there's a chance she might grow up to be an Olympic athlete who looks like this.

Winter Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler on Playmaker Mobile

She is more talented than you. Jus' sayin'.

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

The closest you'll ever get to sleeping with a beautiful, female Olympic athlete

Playmaker athlete and Olympic sprinter Lolo Jones posted on Playmaker Mobile a photo of herself taking a nap after a grueling (read: boring) two-hour press conference.

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)