I don't know anything about reality TV or any of those crappy shows were girls trade their dignity to live with a 500-year-old man in the Playboy Mansion. But I do know that former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon was one of those girls, but now she's not and she's got other things going on. You know, like bad movies or other crappy reality shows. But hey, at least she's hot.
- Dewey Hammond