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From food stamps and bubblegum to breaking world records

Two-time Indoor Champion gold medalist Lolo Jones: I just showed my brother a 500.00 Euro bill. He said, "it looks like foodstamps." We both laughed as we had childhood flashbacks of going to grocery stores with a 1 dollar foodstamp bill and being instructed by our mom to but a 5 cent piece of bubble gum and bring out the change. Our Mom would then collect all the change after stopping at various gas stations and use the money for rent,bus fare for the rest of the month. Quick fact my bro didn't know Currently the Euro equals more money than the dollar.

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

Wig shopping with track beauty Lolo Jones

What she needs is a red, white and blue wig, you know, for America. Team USA, represent.

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Lolo, you might not wanna put THAT in your mouth

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Lolo Jones: World Championships (Doha, Qatar)

March 12 to March 14: IAAF World Indoor Championships

I know what you're thinking: What's the IAAF?

The International Association of Athletics Federations. The track-and-field governing body. I guess this means track-and-field is not just an Olympic sport? (2012 Summer Olympics are gonna be in London.) I wonder if this means there's skiing more than once every four years. Anyone seen Lindsey Vonn?

Track-and-field Olympic sprinter and hurdler and Playmaker Mobile athlete Lolo Jones posted this photo to her Playmaker Mobile account. It's her suitcase, which along with her is headed to Doha, Qatar to compete in the World Championships, March 12 to March 14, and she expects things might get a little racy. Get it?!! Cuz there's a race?!!

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)

Top 3 childhood photos posted by Playmaker athletes

Rajon Rondo, Greg Oden and Lolo Jones shared these childhood photos with Playmaker Mobile (now available on iPhone).

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3) Rondo loses points because, frankly, he looks too cool. I mean, even at four years old he looks like he could run ball. He's got NBA written all over him. He probably had like 5 girlfriends even back then.

 

2) What you don't know is that those "kids" to the right of "6th Grade Greg Oden" are actually full-grown adults. Oden was like 11 feet tall back then. I think he's shrinking. Today he's only 7 or 8 feet. By next year he won't even be able to dunk.

 

1) To all the middle-school boys out there: If there is an awkward middle-school girl who nobody wants to dance with, might I suggest you ask her to dance immediately, because there's a chance she might grow up to be an Olympic athlete who looks like this.

The closest you'll ever get to sleeping with a beautiful, female Olympic athlete

Playmaker athlete and Olympic sprinter Lolo Jones posted on Playmaker Mobile a photo of herself taking a nap after a grueling (read: boring) two-hour press conference.

- Dewey (@D3WEY & @PlaymakerMobile)